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[Objectionable Apparatus]

Great.

Amazing, awesome, intelligent... Kol.

Now, with that aside. Let me say this, this is the polar opposite of David Firth, now as much as I like Mr.Firth's work, it's basically creepy for the sake of being creepy. This is different, this -does- have a plot and -does- have a reason behind all of it. So don't compare this to Salad Fingers, as it is nothing like it. It's just a story about a family, who started off on the wrong foot anyhow, going down hill fast.

Thank you for your time, please stay arrogant a-holes, everyone appreciates it.

[Subliminal Messages pt.1]

Another One Bites The Dust

It sounds more like 'It's Fun To Smoke Marijuana', not 'decide' ... More of a statement then a message, really.

Bi0Reaper responds:

yeah, it works either way, but the "official" version is decide :S

[XIN Session 15]

My Opinion: Horrible

I'm sorry, but I hate anime. There's some good shows, but all the rest are copies of eachother. Each episode the same... Now, I'd rather watch DBZ translated into Spanish then this. First off, the voice acting was horrible, (Besides that Kagome person who's in everthing) the animation was mediocre. The dialogue was very, very corny. Unoriginal, boring characters and a storyline as complex as a something that is so totally not complex at all.

But don't mind me, you got front page. And you have the countless self-proclaimed "otakus" on your side, so yeah, don't mind me.

[Do You Like Waffles?]

I am easily amused.

I totally just bought this song on iTunes.

[An End to All Numa]

...

This is ironic.

[RO: Love of a Sprite]

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tank plz

[story of a loser]

Pathetic message, and inappropriate music

Both of the songs you used have very deep meanings, both being very different from the supposed 'message' of this film. Don't get me wrong, Green Day and Goldfinger are great, and the animation was superb, but the message you were trying to convey was stupid over all. I assume by making all the children look like cloned cancer patients you were saying that those were the the followers, and the starring kid was the one who was different, so everyone beats him up. But the truth is, it's not like that. Not at all. See, different people are beat up by different people. Everyone's different in their own way. They're not all bald, tie-wearing jerks with glasses. People can have similar ideals and dislike the same people. There are people that like this kid, and people that don't. That's what makes everyone in that scene different. Some guys are jerks, some guys are nice. You'll have to deal with that through your entire life.

I know I forgot to say something here, but that's all I can think of at the moment. I hope I explained that well enough, now finish Paladin 3.

[~School Daze Episode 4~]

I hate furbies! I skinned mine down the plastic.

I laughed out loud at the furby thing, other then that, the humor was kind of lame. And Osama is kind of outdated, y'know? Oh well, the media changes fast. Anyway, I'm too lazy to watch your otherones... So hurry up and finish the SD series so we can see bigger and better things.

It was funny, I guess. Good job on the score, too!

[The Child That Smelt Odd]

I hate old people...

This was a good'un, not as good as the Spoilsbury Toastboys, though... Those are your best, I think. And I also think that you should stay away from the disturbing films, just for the sake of being creepy. My reason? Well, from your other cartoons, I can tell that you're better then that, you're clever and funny... Use it. Anyway, you probably don't care about my opinion.

Furthermore, I like how you can get front page with every one of your movies, and deserve it. I hate it when people get front page because they're well-known and kljdsflksd. Y'know? Anyway, keep up the good work.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 11]

Oh my god...

._. I didn't know Mitch died... That sucks so much... What happened to him?

...I'm sad now. He was one of my favorite stand up comics...

I'm going to go cry.

Ryan-Smith responds:

he died of a heart attack