GoldenTaco's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Subliminal Messages pt.1]

Another One Bites The Dust

It sounds more like 'It's Fun To Smoke Marijuana', not 'decide' ... More of a statement then a message, really.

Bi0Reaper responds:

yeah, it works either way, but the "official" version is decide :S

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 11]

Oh my god...

._. I didn't know Mitch died... That sucks so much... What happened to him?

...I'm sad now. He was one of my favorite stand up comics...

I'm going to go cry.

Ryan-Smith responds:

he died of a heart attack

[Calderbank]

THIS IS A ONE LINE SUMMARY!

Totally new style, graphics were hilarious.

And the song... by god, start a freaking band! The music was amazing, I love it. I'd buy your CD. Legally.

Honest.

EdibleCastle responds:

lol i'd never be able to play live ):

[The Lock Newhart Show 1]

Eh..

My mom actually starred in the Bob Newhart show, which I'm assuming you're spoofing there, and that's the only reason I actually watched a Lock movie all the way through. Though I appreciate the spoof, and I think it's the only one on the net, this sucked. You get a 1 for the thought.

Walther-Lock responds:

Dude, your mom did not star in anything, you just wanted an excuse to leave a bad reveiw on a good movie you have no flashs made and you dont know how hard it is to make one even close to being able to pass on NG. Now go cry to your imaginary bob newheart momy and sit on a box of sugar free little debby devil squares untill the armagheddon comes!

[Kid Killer One]

Not impressed

I honestly hope this gets blammed. It was an attempt at a serious flash done by a 12 year old, it wasn't even an attempt really, it was just for the sake of doing a serious flash. It had no meaning, it told no story, it wasn't violent. You jacked the style from various serious artists... Endless amounts of blood doesn't make something deep and creepy, nor is it shocking. The graphics were poor, and the movements were badly tweened. Usually graphics arn't a big deal to me, but when the story blows, and the production value is cheap, it's all you have left. I hope you learned something today.

Smorez responds:

Wasnt trying to be serious.

THanks for the review!

[The Andrew Show (Ep 5)]

Are you seriously thirteen?

Because you're pretty decent with flash... And most 14 year olds can't do anything better then "t3h stik fite weef loud kat going fart lol" You've proved my theroy (that if you're under 16 you shouldn't touch a computer) wrong! Good job!

TheSaladCaper responds:

Yes, I'm seriously 13. Thanks for the decent review!

[GunChest]

Amazing!

Really awesome animation, very smooth. I just really didn't like the game, but everything else was great!

GunChest responds:

GoldenTaco,
Don't like game?
That's a shame...
You think it's awesome animation
You'll find it will be a sensation!
Thanks for visiting...

[>DontLetTheManGetUDown]

I liked this.

Stick with these kind of films, and drop the whole "cocky random cartoon" thing. This is much better.

CreatureProductions responds:

Thanks, my next film like this will be coming out shortly. ^_^

[Barton High ep.1]

Well

The graphics were stolen (Habbo Hotel), the concept was original, and it was funny here and there .... But I don't know, I guess I just didn't enjoy it to it's full potential.

Patchco responds:

well... it's not like we Ripped the actually graphics. The style of graphics yes, but we had to draw them by hand.

[BritClock Gets a Robot]

AWESOME! (Sarcasm)

Okay, the animation was decent, but you're right... Quality before quantity, and this was everything but quality work... You used a goddamn text-to-speach program for the voices, idiot. The movie sucked, there was no plot, no humor, and the "punchline", if you could call it that, was immature and disgusting. I like some clocks, you can't say you hate clocks.... because some of them, like this guy, suck at life, and some can make good, clean flash movies for people to enjoy. Sorry, Brit, but you failed.

BritClock responds:

People who are like 'OMG TXT 2 SPICHE SUX0RZ' have evidently never been to newgrounds before. Sorry, Golden Taco, but YOU failed.