GoldenTaco's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Calderbank]

THIS IS A ONE LINE SUMMARY!

Totally new style, graphics were hilarious.

And the song... by god, start a freaking band! The music was amazing, I love it. I'd buy your CD. Legally.

Honest.

EdibleCastle responds:

lol i'd never be able to play live ):

["Target Practice"]

Misunderstood America

It wasn't his fault, it was the medication he was on. He took an anti-depressent (Prozac) without a mood stabilizer, which is a big mistake with a bipolar kid. if anyone is to be blamed, it should be the doctor that prescribed the medicene. It wasn't him, it wasn't the medicene, it was his stupid parents and stupid therapist. By reading his reviews and responses, I can tell he was a very smart, very opinionated guy. And of course, an extremely talented artist.

He was a stoner, an artist, and a genius. But to all you kids that take medicene out there: if you do drugs or drink alchohal, the medicene becomes obsolete and your mind takes over.

I'm not promoting school killings, I thought what happened was horrible, I'm just defending the innocent.

[The Lock Newhart Show 1]

Eh..

My mom actually starred in the Bob Newhart show, which I'm assuming you're spoofing there, and that's the only reason I actually watched a Lock movie all the way through. Though I appreciate the spoof, and I think it's the only one on the net, this sucked. You get a 1 for the thought.

Walther-Lock responds:

Dude, your mom did not star in anything, you just wanted an excuse to leave a bad reveiw on a good movie you have no flashs made and you dont know how hard it is to make one even close to being able to pass on NG. Now go cry to your imaginary bob newheart momy and sit on a box of sugar free little debby devil squares untill the armagheddon comes!

[Kid Killer One]

Not impressed

I honestly hope this gets blammed. It was an attempt at a serious flash done by a 12 year old, it wasn't even an attempt really, it was just for the sake of doing a serious flash. It had no meaning, it told no story, it wasn't violent. You jacked the style from various serious artists... Endless amounts of blood doesn't make something deep and creepy, nor is it shocking. The graphics were poor, and the movements were badly tweened. Usually graphics arn't a big deal to me, but when the story blows, and the production value is cheap, it's all you have left. I hope you learned something today.

Smorez responds:

Wasnt trying to be serious.

THanks for the review!

[glenn said]

Thank you

I've ALWAYS been a fan of the serious shorts here, as you can see by my favorites, and suprisingly I've just recently discovered your works, and I'm simply blown away! I used your song 'summer song' in my flashs, and it matched the mood I was looking for, so...here's a hand full of 'Thank yous.'

Thank you for the art
Thank you for the flash
Thank you for the music
And most of all, thank you for the message.

-Danny

[Good, Bad idea 02]

I deny that I love 'em!

Okay, well, i'm going to have to suggest that you actually make your characters walk, instead of just sliding around everywhere. Also, maybe making a whole bunch of them and submitting them in a big collection, so it's not 1 second long? I'm not saying I don't like short cartoons, some of my favorite flashes here are short... It's just the punchline doesn't have that big of an impact... I think that if you have all of these together, atleast 10 or so, you'd get a much better score.

[Good, Bad idea]

Ripped off.

This is basically a crappier version of Animaniac's 'Good Idea, Bad Idea' short. The animation is all tweened, the graphics are simple, and the idea is unoriginal. Predictable, not funny, and ten seconds long.

I don't know why this has an awesome score.. Anyone could make this.

Sorry, I don't mean any offence, just telling you my opinion. I liked some of Latingrounds, though... Not sure which parts you made on that.

Anyway, 0 on Style for you.

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

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...Oh my god.... OH. MY GOD. That totally blew me away... Now, I'm a big classical rock fan. And thank you, TmsT, for being faithful to the legend that is... Bohemian Rhapsody. That was pure genius.... Amazing. hKJHFDkjhkjdshf