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Style is 0 because it's JV's... >_>;

Though I sort of graded it low, I still liked it. My suggestion is to be less lazy on the animation, don't just tween. Do some frame-by-frame work and take your time, then get better voice actors, try the guy from Salad Fingers, I'm sure he could whip something up. Or don't do voices at all and just have eery music and nice SFX, since it might ruin the reader's perception of the character's voices when they read "Z?".

The missles had smiley faces on them. Humor: 3

Okay, that was awesome. I would like to see a storyline, a real plot with dialogue and crazy hijinks and mishaps! It could be a comic, if you can't get voice actors for a flash, anything remotely like that would make me a happy boy.

Open your mind, Jeobert.

He wasn't making fun of black people, dipshit. Go get a sense of humor. The second one was hilarious, this one's a little less hilarious, but hilarious none the less.

Lmao

At first I was like, "...Oh hell no" when I saw the title, but then when I got around to watching it I was laughing my ass off. Good job.l

AWESOME! (Sarcasm)

Okay, the animation was decent, but you're right... Quality before quantity, and this was everything but quality work... You used a goddamn text-to-speach program for the voices, idiot. The movie sucked, there was no plot, no humor, and the "punchline", if you could call it that, was immature and disgusting. I like some clocks, you can't say you hate clocks.... because some of them, like this guy, suck at life, and some can make good, clean flash movies for people to enjoy. Sorry, Brit, but you failed.

BritClock responds:

People who are like 'OMG TXT 2 SPICHE SUX0RZ' have evidently never been to newgrounds before. Sorry, Golden Taco, but YOU failed.

Meh, overdone.

Man, the graphics were great, but the concept was old and not funny. The old "hip granny" joke was never funny, just annoying. And just listening to rap makes me want to rip my own ears off, and Lil Jon has no talent. I don't know what POSER4 is, but I'm sure you didn't use it to make this, whatever that is.

Very funny.

Graphics, not so much, but the movements were slick and well done. I liked it. Anyway, the real reason I commented is to say that Werefox is self-absorbed, egotistical, and jealous.

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How is that educational? That teaches kids NOT to go to the dentist... I thought it would have some shitty-ass moral, but it turned out to be realisitic. Thank you.

PeterMurphy responds:

Yeah, it's meant to show a conveyance of time. Dats all. :) Thanks for ur comment.

Make more.

...Yeah, do. I completely agree with my one-line summary, make more!

Narg responds:

Actually Pet Rock was originally intended to be a series, but I just couldn't think of any more ideas.

You're all a bunch of dumbasses.

Great work, reading your replies to hate posts is hilarious, I laughed for a full five minutes when you responded to "H8_G0d's" review. Honestly, I don't know who GG Allin is, but I guess I'm going to go have to find out now!

Your graphics arn't top of the line, but I couldn't give any less of a shit. I'm voting 5 on "Cancer's Passion" every day from now on, too. Genius. Keep up the good work, please. You are my hero.

Aliyen responds:

I'm flattered.

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